Shock Therapy

this weird thing happens every time i sit on my couch. when ever i get up and touch any thing or person they get a shock. this weird thing only happens to me. Aphie likes to play the in and out game cats are famous for so every time i touch the door knob i get a shock and pass it along to her. i hope she learns but she is a dumb cat. i wonder if this strange shock therapy has something to do with the time i was struck by lighting.........